Wet Dreams

One of the biggest dilemmas you will ever face in your lifetime is when you are trying to fall asleep and you simultaneously have to use the bathroom. You always try to fight out that primal need to expunge waste from your body. You think because you’re so tired you can bargain with your body. Let me get these forty winks and I promise when I wake up I will go to the bathroom twice. I will even bring a book in there and make certain I finish an entire chapter even if all I need to do is a number one.

You never win though. You always need to get up and do your business before you can fall asleep, but still we fight the inevitable. We wait hoping that the feeling will go away.

It doesn’t take much to  realize why we fight against the obvious. It comes from our formative years when we are just out of the womb. A diaper is put around our fronts and behinds and we can lay asleep making all kinds of messes. That is what we came into the world believing and that is what our tired masses relying only on our instincts thinks we can continue to do.

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